© 2021 TV Fanatic Rod: I'm sorry. It's only worse when he reminds Homer that he's also had sex. Yet he tells them anyway. The only issue is whether or not any of his stories are true. The guy who can't be counted on for nothing knowhow dag-nammit. The Bart of War. . The Bart Of War " is the twenty-first episode of Season 14 . Directed By. He has a variety of medical issues and his episodes are so frequent that he hardly seems to notice them anymore. Oh. Gloria S.: Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time, not that I'd want stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me. Whenever the show is on, Abe would just yell "Matlock" as loud as he could until he got to watch it. You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee. As a way of helping with the process, he even included a list of suggestions for which states should get the boot. RELATED: The Simpsons: 10 Funniest Homer And Bart Moments, Ranked, After Homer falls into a coma following one of his many accidents, Abe visits in the hospital and gives the family some encouraging words. He dismisses the coma as no big deal, and as if to illustrate his point, he falls into a quick coma while standing up before snapping out of it and saying "French toast, please.". It's all his fault. It's really painful! Everyone's against me! Matlock was a legal drama from the '80s which starred Andy Griffith as a brilliant lawyer taking on all sorts of high-profile cases. This is the Episode Guide, it features a large compilation of information about every episode of The Simpsons including the Tracy Ullman Shorts. The War of Art. (Bart and Lisa's breakfast with Grampa)Grampa: (Pours Lisa a cup of coffee) Sugar?Lisa: (Nervous) Yes, ten please.Bart: (Rattlin') Hey Grampa, top me off!Grampa: Are you sure your Ma let you kids drink coffee?Bart: FOR THE LAST TIME, YES!!!! Marge: Oh Homer. The friendship between the Simpsons and the Van Houtens is challenged when a painting the Simpsons buy from the Van Houtens' yard sale is discovered to be extremely valuable. In the episode, Homer gets drunk at a dinner party and embarrasses Marge, so she enrolls them in marriage counseling at a lakeside retreat with Reverend Lovejoy. Here are some of Abe Simpsons' funniest quotes from The Simpsons. [burp] [cough] Is that a new kind of Mace? It'll happen to you! Homer: I would feel A: happy for their good fortune, B: proud to know rich people and C: grateful for an opportunity to learn from a mistake. Lovejoy: Now Marge… Mmm! Ned: Well, the folks at the Senior Center sure will love that peach tree we planted. Abe obviously doesn't feel this way about every girl he meets. Though he may be old, Abe keeps busy with a number of hobbies. I’m not going complicated today. Marge: Well I was thinking... do you think you could babysit the kids this weekend, I wouldn't ask, but we're desperate.Grampa: Oh suuuure! Share. . When Abe is invited to speak to Bart's class, he is able to teach them a bit of untold America history. You lie. As he tries to make sense of this strange feeling before finally realizing it's love. There aren't too many things Abe is passionate about, but when it comes to Matlock, he is a full-blown fanboy. When Homer was younger, Abe was a domineering and strict father who didn't give Homer a lot of love. Please! Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well! Abe is not always the easiest person to get along with, but like everyone, he is looking for someone to spend his days with. I remember you. "Hors doovers." Homer: Mmmm... hors dourves.Marge: Homer! Phaneron . [After the Simpsons receive a large idol head of Xtapolapocetl, the Olmec god of war, as a reward from Burns. RELATED: The Simpsons: 5 Relationships Fans Were Behind (& 5 They Rejected). A writer and film fan. Homer. I want to hear your witty banter. Homer: Well sometimes she can be annoying! We'll pay back those who invited us to their homes. It's something we all experience and Abe has some wise and funny things to say on the matter. The Commandant : Consequently, now no cadet can receive a passing grade for the academic year without first conquering this. All the latest gaming news, game reviews and trailers. You're Homer's sister-in-law, right? You promised. A Star is Born-Again - S14-E13. You promised! The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 20 The War of the Simpsons. John S.: She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she [shouts] War of the Simpsons War of the Simpsons Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Mark Kirkland ... (The quotes themselves, of course, remain the property of The Simpsons, and the reproduced articles remain the property of the original authors. 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