Rabbi Krustofsky: How do you know this prayer? Jackie Mason (1928 -) Film Deaths [edit | edit source] TV Deaths [edit | edit source]. 4 Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky Krusty the Clown's estranged father first appeared in the season three episode "Like Father, Like Clown," in which Bart and Lisa help to reunite him with his son. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. Moses: The Israelites. Oy, vei is mir! So now, we gather here to mourn the loss of Krusty’s father, Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky (voiced by the great Jackie Mason), who’s been a part … What? But-but-but-but Rabbi! Marge: Homie, it’s time you stop with this Movementarian silliness and come back home. The Leader: You look familiar. Homer: Pfft, who does he think he is, the second coming of Moses? After this event his father stopped talking to him, and they didn't make contact until many year… Auto starts. : Rabbi, father of Krusty the Clown, long gray beard. What will you do with Baby Jesus when you find him? Are you joining The Leader and going into space with me and Baby Jesus? Moses: Finally, someone’s leading ME! Rabbi Hyman Krustofski is a fictional character on a TV show, voiced over by comedian Jackie Mason. He tells stories that may never have happened. Lisa: Here you go, Bart. It aired in the United States on Febru Mother Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky also makes another appearance when Krusty is dreaming while in the frozen lake. Reiss showed clips of a few Jewish moments in the show, including the backstory of Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofsky, better known as Krusty the Clown, the son of Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky. Auto starts. And for you, sir? Waitress But in Exodus, the Fifth Commandment says, "Honor thy father and thy mother." You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. Make King Herod Follow Tiny Footsteps Around- 4hrs It was Judah the Prince? Speaking of charity, Rabbi Krustofsky, don't you think it's time you forgave your son? The show’s original creative team featured a murder’s row of Jewish talent, including Reiss, James L. Brooks, Sam Simon, and voice actors Hank … Then doesn't your religion command you to make up with Krusty? Krusty, do you think about your father a lot? : Alissa | January 10, 2017 at 8:49 am | Reply. Lenny Leonard. They had a romantic night of passion, but in the morning … Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky Facebook The episode tries desperately to milk this moment for some kind of emotional resonance with viewers, but … ), New Year New You Update is Live! Make Ned Follow Moses Into the Desert- 4hrs I didn't mean that literally. Marge: I can hear you! Yes... Bart [Gasps]  Herschel Krustofsky was born to Jewish parents and grew up in the Lower East Side of Springfield.His father, respected Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, came from a long line of rabbis, looking for his son to follow in his footsteps.Hyman forbade his son from becoming a clown, but Herschel continued anyway, getting his first laughs at his Yeshiva impersonating his father. The Leader: All the way to planet Blisstonia. That’s not a cult! Jackie Mason was born on June 9, 1928 in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, USA as Jacob Moshe Maza. At the funeral, Lisa realizes how poorly her father, Homer, lives and develops an immense amount of anxiety about his potential death, going to great lengths to protect him from harm. "Jewish Heaven" first appeared in the opening episode of season 26 of “The Simpsons” in 2014, when Rabbi Krustofsky dies and Krusty visits him in a dream. In the episode, Krusty the Clown reveals to the Simpsons that he is Jewish and that his father, Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, disowned him for pursuing a career in comedy and feeling unwanted. He disowned Krusty when the young man chose to become a clown when Krustofsky … : If a performer could think that way, maybe I'm completely upside down on this whole problem. But beyond that, this is a diverse list of people with different styles … We came to talk to you about your son. He is voiced by Dan Castellaneta. Why? A courtroom drama? Who said that? Thoughts on the Act 3 dialogue? The Leader: It’s not Lovitz, is it? Otto Mann Advertisement. : Herschel Krustofsky was born to Jewish parents and grew up in the Lower East Side of Springfield.His father, respected Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, came from a long line of rabbis, looking for his son to follow in his footsteps.Hyman forbade his son from becoming a clown, but Herschel continued anyway, getting his first laughs at his Yeshiva impersonating his … He returned as part of a rebate offer during The Invasion Before Christmas 2017 Event.And he was re-released again on September 8, 2018 as part of the Rosh Hashanah 2018 Promotion. Krusty the Clown You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. Yes. [the other rabbis murmur approvingly] Add a photo to this gallery. King Herod: Did you say Baby Jesus? 97. Make Moses Do the Movementarian PR Circuit- 4hrs 2 Rabbi K starts. Maggie Simpson. Rabbi Hyman Krustofski Rabbi, should I buy a Chrysler? Follow me to the cult compound! : ", [the other rabbis murmur approvingly again]. Moses: It depends. But I think they were trying to butter me up after I caught them practicing idolatry in the back of my caravan. Make Homer Clean Moses’ Socks and Sandals- 4hrs Make Ned Out-Pray Rabbi Krustofsky- 4hrs Marge: V V V! Get out of here, you little pisher! Keep your hands off him. The Leader: Well, I’d say let’s get you some robes, but then it looks like you’ve already got that covered. The rabbi was voiced by Jackie Mason; Reiss described him as one of his favorites among the 800 or so guest stars the show has featured. Make Patty Inspect Homer’s Work- 4hrs (Giveaway Alert! Waitress Too fatty. The Simpsons ™ and © FOX and its related entities. Rabbi Hyman Krustofski I have no son! For great is the car with power steering and dyna-flow suspension. Moses is as good as it gets. He creates thoughts. He turned his back on our faith, and our traditions, and on me! But he does not exaggerate. Like Father, Like Clown Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: A rabbi would never exaggerate. His Bar Mitzvah speech was fairly sophisticated and later published in his father’s rabbinic work. In Season 26's "Clown in the Dumps," Krusty the Clown's father, Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky, passes away suddenly. ( Log Out /  Lewis ADVERTISEMENT. Auto starts. : Rabbi Hyman Krustofski : Don't you understand that my boy broke my heart? : The Simpsons: Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky Death scene + Funeral. Bart : Could you rephrase that as an ethical question? Arnie Pye is a cynical helicopter traffic reporter. Moses: No, but I’ve been wanting to read that. Krusty is often portrayed … Homer: Marge? : Marge: I’d like to speak with your manager, too. Homer: Aww, you’re right, Marge. You I told to go away! 3,857 likes. Make Moses Wander in the Desert-4hrs : No one is poor except he who lacks knowledge. *begins warming up fire and brimstone* It's not too late. Oh, I got it! : End quote. : [recognising his son]  Has … Richard `` Rich '' Texan has got the money to buy a Chrysler Rabbi... 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