They're headed into the tunnel. Deadpool: Blind Al: Crews explains how the X . We all need a genuine sense of home, a place Dopinder: Deadpool: He presses the button . Dopinder: Dopinder: Sorry I'm late. What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? T.J. Miller Promises More Weasel in Deadpool 2 EXCLUSIVE. I f***ing did this. I should've worn the white pants! I was once an X-Man! I hope the Academy is watching. Are you sure youre not from the DC universe? It's like he was giving birth anally but they quit halfway through. Hi. Peter.Deadpool: [referring to a headshot of Peter, who looks a lot different in person] Am I getting catfished here, or any powers you want to tell us about, anyPeter: No. 4. It's a little hard to hear you with that pity-dick in your mouth. [we see the old Deadpool/Weapon XI when his mouth was closed off]Logan: Wade, is that you? That's a twist." The titular wisecracking mercenary tries to protect a troubled young mutant from a cybernetic soldier who has travelled back in time to kill him. I cant trust anybody! But worst of all, you broke my heart, Wade. So, youre from the future. Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, and a few others reprise their roles but there are . Cool. Deadpool: I'm gonna stop you right there cause I'm not gonna make it to two. Deadpool: F*** Wolverine. This funny line from the trailers still managed to deliver laughs when repeated again in theaters. But I did take eighth grade Spanish, so donde esta la biblioteca? Alright. Spoiler alert. Big CGI fight comin' up! [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Let's talk. Then the hairy m**herf***er ups the ante by dying. Weasel: Ah, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. [to Vanessa after traveling back in time to save her] It's like he's a Muppet from the waist down, but this time, you can see the Muppet's dick. "It's a god damn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch." Go home.Peter: Okay. A staple from the Marvel comic books, Domino is a fellow mutant and X . I don't have one. Wade Wilson: Yeah. Everyone on the helicopter! Domino entered Wade Wilson's life in 2018's Deadpool 2 when she joined X-Force, and thanks to her luck manipulation ability, she was the only recruit to make it out of the team's first . And that's why "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" is pure pornography. "Weasel: Wade, you look hideous. What the fuck knuckles is this? Domino, aka Neena Thurman, is a character from Marvel Comics. Then, you know what? Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad.". I only do over the pants mouth stuff! It's both history teacher and fortune teller. If you find a type 3, let us know. I don't know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you. You are a criminal, a fugitive. Fuck Wolverine. Why, why are the visual effects not done? Um, I just saw the ad. Deadpool: Good news and bad news. Get outta my head! [to Domino] Everything usually works out for me.Deadpool: Luck isnt a superpower.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, it isnt.Domino: Yes, it is.Deadpool: No, maam.Domino: Mmm-hmm.Deadpool: Mario No-pez.Domino: Yeah.Deadpool: Nacho cheese.Domino: No, it definitely is.Deadpool: Theres no way that itDomino: Sorry, I was interrupting you.Deadpool: No, I interrupted you.Domino: No, no, no. [as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool]. Weasel: So stay here in Chateau de Virgin while we go get our fuck on! Both movies have embraced current history and pop culture, and that shines through in a hilarious line that is clearly made in reference to the #MeToo movement. Colossus: Dont stare directly into that. X-Men? I'm dropping in. Cultural appropriation? F***ed up, insecure, needy, and emotional. Deadpool Deadpool En este escuadrn estarn Domino (Zazie Beetz), Estrella Rota (Lewis Tan), Negasonic (Brianna Hildebrand), Zeitgeist (Bill Skarsgrd), Yukio (Shioli Kutsuna), Coloso . 28. I'm that kid's only hope, so sit tight and wait for my word. [suddenly blood splatters on the script, we see Reynolds is shot in the head, as he drops we see Deadpool behind with a gun]Deadpool: Youre welcome, Canada. Wade Wilson: - Deadpool. Accidental double entendres! Deadpool: [she turns and leaves]Deadpool: Shes great. Published Apr 19, 2018. Thats just lazy writing. I'm gonna miss him. Cable: Told you this little f***ers too far gone.Deadpool: Zip it, Thanos! Deadpool: Heads, you did it for me. Heads, you did it for me. Deadpool: [travels back in time before Peter is killed] Peter!Peter: Wooh! : First, he rides my coattails with the R rating. We compiled a list of the top 5 lines from Deadpool, but a list of that size simply could not contain the awesomeness of this new installment, which is why we've included 15 of the best quotes from Deadpool 2. [to Negasonic Teenage Warhead] Youre not a f***ing hero. Don't look, it'll only make it worse. Wait, you cant go back. Deadpool: I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. The asshole who killed Vanessa got away. X-Force!Deadpool: Walk away! [after Wade's legs were torn off, they're growing back and look like toddler legs. I was a soldier. Weasel: Las mejores ofertas para Lote de 3 figuras sueltas DEADPOOL Funko Pop # vinilo bobble MEGASONIC DOMINO 315 317 estn en eBay Compara precios y caractersticas de productos nuevos y usados Muchos artculos con envo gratis! He even runs like a fucking pervert. In "Human Centipede," it was when those people signed on to be in that movie. Look, eventually, you're going to hang up the claws, and it's gonna make a lot of people very sad. Domino (Neena Thurman) is a former mercenary turned member of the X-Men and has the ability to manipulate luck as represented by her expert marksmanship. You shut your goddamn trash mouth! Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.". : Oh, just fix it, Eleven, or I'll take it to the Genius Bar. FUCK! [Juggernaut comes out of a pile of rubble] Weasel: About my heart? And three: at what point will the audience say "enough with the robotic arms"? Don't scratch! You're right. We need 'em tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise 10-12 years. Dopinder: Deadpool - Deadpool. I cried when they cancelled Felicity. Deadpool: I dont know how to thank you, but I do know how to hug you.Cable: No.Deadpool: Yes. How something so small generates enough energy to reverse time is Deadpool: Look at me. Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs / Holy shitballs Wade Wilson: Deadpool Deadpool: There's one out there for you. [he shoots the old Deadpool several more times]Deadpool: Love you! Bedlam What, we're no longer accepting applications for X-force, unfortunately. What do you get when you take 8-feet of chrome, one pinch of courage, a cup of good luck, a dab of racism, a splash of diabetes, and a wheelbarrow of stage 4 cancer? No more senseless violence, no more bloodshed! Deadpool: Your entire generation will fuck this planet into a coma. Deadpool 2 flips Domino's appearance by keeping Beetz's natural skin tone and created a pale circle around her eye based . I'm only yelling to impress the other guys. I was born into war, bred into it. We have rules. You used the last of your fuel. In "Cool Runnings," it was when John Candy's prized bobsled broke. I think you missed big, big chunks of that movie. I wanna take them back! : I'm gonna rip you in half now. "Only best buddies execute pedophiles together." - Deadpool. Deadpool: They probably won't even make a 3. The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool, Josh Brolin as Cable, T.J. Miller as Weasel, Jack Kesy as Black Tom, Zazie Beetz as Domino, and Brianna Hildebrand as Negasonic Teenage Warhead. "It's a big house. She's also got longstanding ties to other characters from "Deadpool 2," especially Cable. Well, I got news for you, my heart is in the right place. Ha ha! [after Deadpool realizes Cable traveled back in time to save him]. Its me! You're just a kid. We'll let karma take care of him. There it is. From the future. Better than we used to be.Deadpool: Youre a lot smarter than I look. The final trailer for Deadpool 2 showed Domino's unique mutant abilities in action. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up. [he hugs Cable]Deadpool: Pelvis to pelvis. Diarrhea? Wade Wilson: Let me see here. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Deadpool: We should go before Fuckernaut wakes up. On Friendship. [in their cell] Deadpool: The hell's happening? Well, guess what, Wolvie? Deadpool: I'm done.". Peter: Makes you wanna hurt others. Wade Wilson: And that is the most beautiful thing Ive ever heard. He called you Justin Bieber. Cable: I said, You remind me of my wife. Deadpool: No, Im sorry that you said that while making heavy eye contact and applying lip balm.Cable: She always struggled. Without context this line doesn't stand out, but it absolutely sings in the movie. Domino Deadpool: At least we still have Bowie. Deadpool Yeah, listen, we've all eaten at Arby's. Russell: What do you say we go f*** some s**t up?Juggernaut: Lets f*** some s**t up is my legal middle name. Deadpool Deadpool: : Each episode of Deadpool 2 is 119 minutes long. All right. : You should never meet your heroes because, honestly, he's a bit of a dick! Almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man." It's kind of a shame that Deadpool is the film that breaks the X-Men franchise streak of having . : You're about to get dick-slapped! [whispers to Peter] It's kinda like if the Beatles were produced by Nickelback. This is crazy. I will never, ever let our child be named Todd. Wade Wilson: Now Deadpool 2 has arrived and it's packed full of even more jokes, if that were humanly possible. I never shouldve left you there. Peter That piece of shit, he deserves to die for what he did to you. [Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords] You're in. My heart is in the right place. According to the Buck: No. You're not a fucking hero. A great memorable quote from the Deadpool 2 movie on Quotes.net - [As the X-Force team prepares to skydive] Peter: I hate to interrupt, but is anybody nervous about the high winds? Say fuck for me. Deadpool: Ah, planets. Pretty sure it doesn't work that way, but we can try. This is crazy. 9. [Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing] Cable: Bred to be the ultimate weapon by a top-secret government facility, Domino's mutant ability was actually seen as a flaw. What a dick. And is known for her witty personality. - Cable (Deadpool 2). "'Let's F*ck Some Shit Up' is my middle name." I'm dropping in. Deadpool But we cant really live till weve died a little, can we? !Dopinder: Yes, sir.Weasel: [to Deadpool] Im sorry you had to see that, although Im glad you heard it. : While we can't actually see Deadpool's head reflected in Juggernauts burnished helmet, this line is a clear call out to the classic cover of Amazing Spider-Man #230 (and many similar concepts to follow). It was me. I thought that was you! Wait, you can't go back. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too. Deadpool: Woodpecker Gingivitis Cuntpop Do you wanna build a snowman? | : Filming & Production Deadpool 2. I dont have one. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience. You can go first.Deadpool: Oh, I was just going to say, No, it isnt.Domino: I was going to just bring it back to that, yes, it is.Deadpool: Lets meet in the middle and say, No, it isnt.Domino: [laughing] But it is.Deadpool: Okay. 1 #11 (June 1992). That's okay. [Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away]. Deadpool: Deadpool: You know what we need to do? Blind Al: Now, look, sugar. Deadpool: We're gonna lose 'em. Deadpool 2 continues to follow Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), who forms a team of mutants, the X-Force, which includes luck-altering mutant Domino (Zazie Beetz), to protect a young mutant (Julian Dennison) from the time travelling soldier Cable (Josh Brolin), the future mutant soldier son of X-Men leader Cyclops. The X-Men character is a deadly assassin with impossibly good luck. Dopinder: No it isn't. Colossus: Deadpool: No more! It doesn't have to go this way! I wouldn't ask him to do that if I were you. Cable: Firefist: Deadpool: [Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying"]. [Deadpool travels back to the moment before Peter is killed]. Well that's just lazy writing. Deadpool Yukio: You think we didn't jump out of the plane because of a light breeze? [Firefist presses the number 7 and unlocks the collar]. Any power you wanna tell us about? You're already practicing your little salute, huh? YOU'RE IN THIS SHIT NOW, MUSTACHE! You hear yourself, right? I'll tell you why I'm here. : Come on, we'll do it together. This is a joke directed right at the most intense comic book fans in the audience. Describe it. However, as the movie goes on this line becomes key in understanding who Deadpool is and what drives his quest in Deadpool 2. First he rides my coattails with the R-rating, and then, that hairy motherfucker ups the ante by dying. It's tough to top the version of the Juggernaut from X-Men: The Last Stand, but Deadpool 2 manages to pull it off. You get the strap-on, and let's make a superbaby. Ha ha! Which literally translates to: I don't bargain, pumpkin-fucker. Hey! No, my family's safe. It's weird I only ever see two of you. Deadpool: Firefist: See? According to the Kbler-Ross model, denial is just one of the five stages of grief. Dopinder: But if you kill him, he wins. "All of these elderly white men on the walls, I should have brought my rape whistle." The difference is night and day. [yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute] [Colossus walks out of his room and looks at Deadpool]. That wasn't me. Fuck it. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. Cable: We need them tough, morally flexible, and young enough so they can carry this franchise ten to twelve years. You know what? And I'd like the McRib to be available year round, but sometimes dreams don't come true! Because of me, hes going to know what real love looks like.Cable: Because of you, Ill always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like.Deadpool: Im a grower, not a shower.Domino: I shouldve finished college. Don't make me say it. I guess Stryker finally figured out how to shut you up, [Suddenly Deadpool/Weapon XI is shot in the head by someone who is then revealed to be the current, time-traveling Deadpool]. I thought it looked fun. Hey, it's me! The name's Cable! Because of me, he's gonna know what real love is. But now, being a hero, it's only a few moments. And believe it or not, Deadpool 2 is a family film. Next time Uber. [Introducing Yukio to Wade] : Deadpool: : Oh fuck it, I'll do it myself Wade Wilson: There it is. Deadpool: Gary. Weasel walks in on him sitting on the couch with no pants on next to Blind Al, Deadpool / Wade Wilson says his goodbyes to all those around him, and while "dying", as Wolverine extends his claws, Weapon XI is suddenly shot in the head by Deadpool, Deadpool waves at Wolverine while shooting Weapon XI and walking away, Wishing for the Vanisher's safety landing, the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted, yelling at Colossus inside the Xavier Institute, upon opening his anniversary gift from Vanessa, Cable gets out a gun and Deadpool draws his swords, Deadpool blocks the first bullet, then misses the rest, after being ripped in half by Juggernaut and failed to dissuade Russell from abandoning his mission, referring to the headmaster, who is trying to escape Russell, Restored to full health after his collar broke off, Colossus is reading a book when he hears music outside. George Michael was right. [gets closer to Cable] SPOILER WARNING: The following article contains major spoilers for Deadpool 2. Deadpool: I bet fifty years from now we'll be bestest buddies. I realize that you're new to this, but relax. OH GOD, HE'S INSIDE! Puns. Tell me they got that in slow-motion Deadpool: [to Peter] Deadpool Thank you, Bedlam. She is a mutant and mercenary who possesses the ability to manipulate probability in her favor, giving the effect of incredible luck. And she looked up at his smooth, handsome face and said "I want some more." [the Vanisher hits electrical wires and gets electrocuted]. Here's what the cast of 'Deadpool 2' looks like in real life. Zazie Beetz's deadpan delivery of every joke made by Domino makes her the breakout star of Deadpool 2. He's on top of you! We're definitely naming our kid Cher! Meet Domino [suddenly Weapon XI is shot in the head by the current time traveling Deadpool] Deadpool: Hey! I loved her. Deadpool 3 is on the cusp of finally becoming a reality, with the live-action film reportedly set to .